Crazy Conversations
My sister was watching 'Are You Afraid of the Dark?' that she had downloaded, and I was in her room waiting for it to get over so we could watch Supernatural. These are real things I said while it was playing in response to the show I saw out of the corner of my eye.
Stolen from her AIM away message.
my sister fails at life
seestah: "is that a vagina on his shoulder?!"
me: "the vagina spread to his hand!"
seestah: "well maybe he should stop touching himself."
tv: "what's the dark dragon?"
seestah: "its within you. stop touching yourself!"
seestah = me because I just copy/pasted her message.
I think my mind is in the gutter and I'm also slightly delirious or something. Rereading it makes me laugh as much as I did when I said it. I have issues.
Stolen from her AIM away message.
my sister fails at life
seestah: "is that a vagina on his shoulder?!"
me: "the vagina spread to his hand!"
seestah: "well maybe he should stop touching himself."
tv: "what's the dark dragon?"
seestah: "its within you. stop touching yourself!"
seestah = me because I just copy/pasted her message.
I think my mind is in the gutter and I'm also slightly delirious or something. Rereading it makes me laugh as much as I did when I said it. I have issues.