Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a police chief. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotage the internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your plague of doom, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
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