Try calling him, stupid. (Niky, F16, UJee)

May 15, 2008 18:44

Okay so I made a whiney LJ post and the site came back. HOORAY!

This story takes place after the mass-introductions. This is I guess the next day, or much later in the evening since they're wearing the same clothes.

Tighe = Bluefairy Niky
Joleen = Dollmore UJee
Hunter = Volks F16 sunlight



Joleen: I miss my Poncho. I will junk food away my sorrows.
Tighe: Why don't you just STEAL a new one?



Joleen: Stealing is wrong, Tighe. That's why I had to give him back.
Tighe: Abducting children is one of the least wrong things going on around this house right now. We've been hijacked!



Joleen: I wish I had called him while Poncho was still here. *nibbles*
Tighe: What?
Joleen: So Fallon could have talked to his grandson at least once.



Tighe: **SMACK!** CALL HIM! Why didn't I think of that?!?
Joleen: You've got a lot on your plate, you can't think of everything.



Tighe: Stalker, loan me your cellphone.
Hunter: Here ya go! Dun waste mah minutts.



Tighe: I'm just going to call Fallon real quick and tell him to get his failure self home.
Hunter: Okie Dokie!



Tighe: Don't go to voicemail, don't go to voicemail...



Hunter: Hallo?



Tighe: ((~~multiple expletives deleted~~)) *Slams the phone*



Hunter: Oops, dey hung up. Lemme try an' call dem back.



Joleen: Tighe? The phone's ringing.. Tighe? Where are you going?
Tighe: *grumble grumble*



Joleen: Hello?
Hunter: Hallo Hallo, didya call me? Da cunnection died.
Joleen: Hunter? We called Fallon... I've got your phone...



Joleen: Where'd you get Fallon's phone?
Hunter: It wuz here bahind da cowch.
Joleen: No wonder Tighe was mad.



Hunter: Ya, Fallun fergotted his fone! Now we cannuh contakt him!
Joleen: And I spilled my icecream bar onto the sofa. Can you help me clean it up?

---end---

This will be the last story featuring Tighe for a little while since he's going with Fallon for a new faceup. I guess we can just assume he is sulking in his room until then to avoid the mass stupidity and craziness that has taken over around here.

Thanks for reading!

bjd, photostory, hunter, tighe, joleen

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