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[When the feed turned on, there was an upward shot of Liquid putting something into his hair.  He was apparently unaware of the fact that the Dreamberry had turned on; judging from the angle and the fact that he appeared to be in a bathroom, it looked as though he had set the device on the sink.  He was shirtless, though this wasn't particularly

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[He'd already gotten the text from his brother, so he knew what was coming.]

Silverburgh, if you don't stop laughing this instant, I will end you.

[He is not looking directly at the camera because, quite frankly, he's fucking embarrassed as hell.]

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[Like she had ever treated Liquid with respect even when she was going out with Snake.]

Shut the hell up.

[Not the best comeback in the world, but she kind of had a point. He could say that he could track her down and give her the beating of her life, but even he knew that it would be an empty threat.]

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[That didn't make her dangerous, that just meant that she had a grudge against him and would follow anyone with a convincing enough story. And also that Mantis didn't do his damn job well enough.]

Don't tempt me.

[Because it was getting really tempting to put a fist in her face. Snake would probably still come after him for it, though, even if they weren't dating anymore.]

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[Goddammit, the only reason he'd liked Mantis was because he kept setting Ocelot on fire.]

I didn't turn the goddamn thing on! It fucking turned itself on!

[Because obviously the universe was plotting against him.]

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Yes, Silverburgh, I know where the goddamn 'off' button is!

[FML]

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[Oh god so much embarrassment.]

I take comfort in knowing that even if I did just broadcast my arse to the entire city, I at least didn't mistake sarcasm for sincerity and send it into a panic.

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It isn't my fault that you are the most benightedly stupid woman on the planet.