Rich Psychotic Bitch
Today is my 23rd birthday. This morning I would have wrote it off as just another day just because its in the middle of the week, I had to work, plus I had to go get my license renewed. So where was my fun time? Actually at work they surprised me.....I got a cake, flowers delivered to me, a card signed by everyone WITH a 25.00 gift card. That was so sweet! I wasnt expecting any of it. Maybe a few Happy Birthdays here or there but that wouldve been it. Seriously this place is great! At least it acknowledges my birthday.....and my friends mom says “This bank is much better then that other shit hole you worked at, Im going to close my account at that place” HAHA....So I think she’ll open an account at my bank, which will be cool to see my friends while at work!
Oh and my first week there we had this meeting. It was every bank around central florida....which I think that was a total of eight banks. Were small but being small means we provide really great customer service....because we care for our customers! But anyway at that meeting it was so funny....some people from our bank said they were gonna walk in “representing” our towns branch and make sure everyone noticed when we walked in, so everyone had noise makers, some people had horns....and someone even brought this huge flag for our towns football team! OMG it was to funny... AND it was a dinner meeting AND they were serving alcohol AND they didnt even card anyone. And I know some people there were not 21 and over!!! LOL....but it was all in good fun...anyway it came down to everyone being divided up into teams at their own branch.....since Im new, I don’t even know half the people on my team....my branch’s office is so big, I got lost the first week trying to find the bathroom....I went into a closet! So on our teams were supposed to be studying our products that we offer....everything is broken down in a simple form and chapters. Anyway we had over a week to study the section on “checking accounts” and today was the day that someone....whoever she is and whatever role she plays in this would call and pick 4 members of each team and ask them one question. Since our bank is big theres like 4 teams....so throughout the whole day you would hear people screaming and what not when someone on their team got the answer right. And its to funny everyone was getting paranoid to answer phones, and everyone would crowd around and stare when someone was on the phone.....AND I got picked.....and......I GOT IT RIGHT!!!!! Whooo hooo
Oh and if our team wins.....we win a free cruise! Go Team!
So at my house I had a small get together of friends, Missy and Andreanna stayed, and my mom and us all had Bavarian Creme filled vanilla cake with Birthday Cake Ice Cream! So Missy and I were sitting around...talking about our latest situations.....I have 3 big ones going right now.....
1. The guy I used to work with...at the “shit hole”.......all of a sudden one day sent me a text message to call him, he used my real name and didnt say who he was, but that he needed to talk to me. So instead of walking to my car at that point, Im running and looking around thinking OMG. Shortly after I get another text message and he says “oh yea its...” Whew....so What does he want? At first its Why did I get fired....cause he was on vacation and no one was telling him anything. Now I want to know why a guy with 2 kids and an ex wife keeps calling me!!! Like Missys mom says, Get Real, hes got luggage. Which you know....I cant pull off the Brit Kevin thing. Im a bit young to be a mother. God Bless her, if thats what she wants at 23....but to be a mother to someone elses kids at 23.....I don’t think so!
2. The boy that I call Cohen...YES this has something to do with The OC and “Seth Cohen”....its an inside thing. So Coehn and I went out this past Saturday to see Red Eye....now I liked it, but then again I think Cillian Murphy is hot, hes the main reason why I wanted to see this movie in the first place. I’ve been a fan of him since 28 Days Later. He has the ‘Best Heart Melting’ Blue Eyes! OMG.....I loved his eyes since 28 Days Later....wow....anyway...lol.... Cohen thought it was good and he liked it but not as much as me....awww, thats ok....so whats the deal with Cohen and I? Honestly, I don’t know. We were friends, but after Red Eye....talking to him is so awkward. It shouldnt be, but it is! Missy says straight up, no matter what since were such good friends....to take it slow and have an understanding that if we don’t work out to make sure that we will always have our friendship. Except I cant say all that, cause Im like so afraid, and then theres that awkward feeling and seriously I don’t know how he even feels for me and before I start jumping into something that Im reading to much into I need to take a step back and breathe.
3. Then thers the infamous never ending Trenna and Kaleb. I had a headache this past Friday....my first one in a long time, and it made up for me missing so many in a row.....my neck and shoulders were so sore. I ended up going to bed at 9 pm with an ice pack on my head. I was so knocked out I woke up the next day to a blinking light on my cell phone letting me know that I either have a voicemail message or a text message. I was so knocked out, that I slept thru my alarm!!! I had 2 text messages that came in a little after 12:00 am Saturday morning. The first one said...
“Whats up Stranger”
The second one, about 5 minutes later stated
“Thats fine, I see how you are”
How I am? Its called text message me at a decent time, ass hole and take in consideration that some people went to bed early with an ice pack on their head due to a migraine. Then again, this was Kaleb, so I need to take into consideration that Some people think with the wrong head PERIOD! So just to prove that Im not a snotty bitch I sent him a message back that said “I was sleeping”........so I got to thinking.....first Kaleb will wiggle his way back into my life then some how the other one will get in too, and more than likely Kaleb will try to talk me into becoming friends with Trenna stating that there was never nothing and blah blah....its all in my head...but ONCE AGAIN....what was I thinking....its ALWAYS in my head.....fucking people around me that cant take responsibility for their own actions. I figured I beat both these ass holes to their own game and call Trenna first to come over PLUS my mother has this thing of everyone getting along....
.....if it was up to my mother she would want me to be friends with Tom and Chad. She mentions it ALL the time to me, thats why I found an excuse to email Chad and he didnt email me back, shit I can take a hint. Im not stupid. I wish she would call them and be friends with them since they seem to mean so much to her, but I feel bad, she don’t know what to say, and I guess she feels awkward cos shes in the middle of her daughter and her daughters ex-friends. Even tho I encourage her, shes still at a loss for words. But unfortunately I still stand by my word, and some people are just stubborn - and so am I. But if a “friendship” were to ever come about again with Chad Tom or I....they have to know up front that its gonna be for real this time. None of this comforting bullshit of us calling each other friends and me getting the short end of the stick all the time. Fuck that I get that from Trenna. I can get that shit across the street, why travel to Orlando for it. Especially with gas prices now....JK....but seriously, Its All or Nothing....
And as far as Trenna goes....she was in shock that I even called and was nice to her....but she was busy....so she couldnt come over, or so she said...But she asked me if we would talk later....I said sure.....but at this point the only thing I see myself saying is that it was a Sunday Special and the offer has expired. Oops - forgot to mention the fine print. Tuesday morning Kaleb sent another text message at 12:30am.....asking..... “Are you awake now” So being the wise ass that I am I sent him my schedule...looking something like this....
I am awake from 6:50-12:15 M-T
6:50-? Fri
?-? Saturday
?-12:00 Sun
I work anywhere from 7-6:30 M-F
No Phone Calls Allowed
And this Weekend I will be unreachable, I have VIP reservations for my friends and I at Club Paris.
I had too.....I totally had to say Club Paris AND the VIP section....though none of that is true. Technically my friends and I, along with my designated driver - My Mom. Will be out clubbing Saturday and we will be BY Club Paris but not actually there. That is if some hurricane doesnt ruin my weekend. Shortly after I sent that he sent something saying... “Guess Im not your friend then huh?”
And I didnt even have time to respond to that before he calls me....Im in line at the DMV and Im arguing with him. Hes now denying things that he has done. Like I didnt see or hear things! He says Im making it up...then he tells me a little bit of how....Trenna told him to F-off....and Im like no way.... then he proceeds to tell me how hes having issues with Kristen. To shut him up, just because this could potentially be bullshit I asked him why he was crying and bitching to me. So we argued for a good 30-45 min. before I hang up on him....after I go into get my new license I look to see the time on my phone and I got another text message....YES from Kaleb....who states....
You truly are a psychotic Bitch
So then I reply with.... YEA, but you forgot that Im Rich too!
And when you’re rich, you’re allowed to be a bitch and more....so I truly am I psychotic rich bitch. And when I said thats what I am, Missy said well Im a White Trash Whore, You’re a Psychotic Bitch....and then Andreanna comes in and says....”and im Andreanna” which was totally funny. But we cant wait for this weekend, so hopefully Mother Nature will work with me on this one...Cos its my birthday....and were gonna party like its my birthday and we don’t give a fuck cos its my birthday....and you can find us in da club!