Aug 01, 2008 11:45
[footsteps. The crow is watching Zelos as he walks across the kitchen, oblivious to oncoming danger. Then, suddenly-]
UAAARGH!
[smash! It's followed by a string of fluent curse words]
What the hell?! My limbs! Oww... That really hurts. Fuck.
... Lloyd?! Anyone? Help me! ... I can't believe I'm saying one of the most clichéd lines ever, but... I've fallen and I can't get up!
[[OOC: Zelos just suffered the wonderful sensation of having most bones in his body broken beyond salvation. So, naturally, he fell and took the kitchen table down with him by accident. It's kinda crushing him now.]]
don't jump off cliffs kids,
death event,
ow ow