For ALL those that Love Oregon like I do....!
OREGON PEOPLE (also referred to as Oregonians, Oregonites, and Oregeishans)
John Heder from Napoleon Dynamite was born and raised in Oregon, parts of the movie was even filmed here
We have: ocean, mountains, desert, valley, rivers, lakes, and every other form of topographical bliss!
We are in Oregon, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing in the east, farm country in the valley, wine country in the south, skiing (again) right smack in the middle, the ocean out to the west, and not too many suburbs since we have urban growth boundaries, take your pick.
The Rose Festival includes the largest all floral parades in the country.
P-town is the City of Roses.
Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country.
We can drink any city/state under the table. We have more microbreweries per capita than Germany! (i.e. we have a better night life than you!)
We have more ghost towns than any other state - yeah, we're pretty spooky.
We don't have to pump our own gas.
We don't have sales tax, either.
Oregonians will actually voice their opinions.
Astoria, OR is the top place in the nation to retire as said by the New York Times, I guess I'll keep that in mind when I'm in my 60s....
Average Precipitation - 37" (less than Atlanta, Baltimore, Houston or Seattle - and without that nasty humidity) - Take that!
More people drink Pabst Blue Ribbon in Portland than anywhere else in the US.
Rogue Ale Brewery, Full Sail, Pelican Brewery, Widmer, Deschutes Brewery and so much more! So many choices... so many beers... again with the best night life...
We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, go to the beach, and go skiing all in one weekend, year round.
We have the country's leading clean-air mass transit system for all those who care about breathing...
Matt Groening, creator of The Simpson's is from P-town and his father's name is Homer.
We know how to drive, period. Dont believe me? Check out http://www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060528/BUSINESS/605280324/1040
Tillamook cheese is the shit!
We have The Original Pancake House.
All of you played the Oregon Trail computer game and drowned your oxen on purpose... and you know it.
Winter and spring may cause you to rust, but the summers average around 80 with no humidity.
We take snow days whenever because it's always snowing on Mt. Hood.
TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on The Simpson's. Oh and don't forget The Shining..."Here's Johnnnnyyyy!!" ... that was filmed at Timberline Lodge. One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest was filmed in the State Hospital in Salem. And Animal house was filmed in Eugene Oregon. Kindergarden Cop, The Goonies, Short Circuit, Free Willy, Chuthlu, and The Ring 2 were all filmed in Astoria. ninja turtles three and Point break (the last and best scene) was filmed in cannon beach.
Fuck Blue Crab... Dungeness Crab is the shit, no butter necessary.
We have Crater Lake, America's deepest lake and Hells Canyon, the world's deepest river carved canyon.
We don't have an accent.
Every time you see one of the Trail Blazers, not on the basketball court, they are high.
We can't blame them, Oregon herb is dank.
Grown men who wear Birkenstocks are manly... (in Eugene)
We clam bake, hot box, and smoke out, not up.
We get off school for one inch of snow.
Our crab is better than Maine's lobster.
We have the best Shakespeare Festival in the world.
Move over Napa Valley... the Willamette Valley is coming to getchya!
Medical Mary J aint bad either
You can pretty much drive anywhere in Oregon and enjoy it because I would have to say that the MEN & WOMEN in Oregon Kick ASS for being beautiful !!
The ladies in oregon are hot. They are better than California girls. The ladies in Oregon like to hang at the beach in their bikinis, hike, rock climb, camp, and jump outta planes. They just flat out ROCK!!!
Portland is probably the weirdest city in the world, but thats what makes it cool.
And,
it rated as one of the top ten cities in the country
Oregon is the only state where you will have to switch between AC and heater several times during the day!
Oregon is home.
We Have the dankest hallucinogenic mushrooms
The world does not stop just because it rains
We recycle because it's the right thing to do
Rodney Keeling lives here!
In oregon, you get a nickel for every soda can or beer can/bottle you drink!
PGE park was rated ..1 place to get laid on thursdays in the nation
In oregon we have some of the best cowboys and cowgirls!
Heard the ledgends of Haystack Rock? yea it's in Oregon
Every band & tour that comes & plays in Portland tells stories of how great it was, we are rated best for giving bands the most enthusistic & enjoyable audience.
Oregon is so cool that in Sasebo, Japan there is a street named... Oregon!
Anyone from Oregon or who has a special place in their heart for Oregon - copy and repost
OR
You could even add something else you love about the great state of Oregon. There is a lot to love
John Heder from Napoleon Dynamite was born and raised in Oregon, parts of the movie was even filmed here
We have: ocean, mountains, desert, valley, rivers, lakes, and every other form of topographical bliss!
We are in Oregon, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing in the east, farm country in the valley, wine country in the south, skiing (again) right smack in the middle, the ocean out to the west, and not too many suburbs since we have urban growth boundaries, take your pick.
The Rose Festival includes the largest all floral parades in the country.
P-town is the City of Roses.
Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the country.
We can drink any city/state under the table. We have more microbreweries per capita than Germany! (i.e. we have a better night life than you!)
We have more ghost towns than any other state - yeah, we're pretty spooky.
We don't have to pump our own gas.
We don't have sales tax, either.
Oregonians will actually voice their opinions.
Astoria, OR is the top place in the nation to retire as said by the New York Times, I guess I'll keep that in mind when I'm in my 60s....
Average Precipitation - 37" (less than Atlanta, Baltimore, Houston or Seattle - and without that nasty humidity) - Take that!
More people drink Pabst Blue Ribbon in Portland than anywhere else in the US.
Rogue Ale Brewery, Full Sail, Pelican Brewery, Widmer, Deschutes Brewery and so much more! So many choices... so many beers... again with the best night life...
We can hit the club, drink at a friend's house, go to the beach, and go skiing all in one weekend, year round.
We have the country's leading clean-air mass transit system for all those who care about breathing...
Matt Groening, creator of The Simpson's is from P-town and his father's name is Homer.
We know how to drive, period. Dont believe me? Check out http://www.statesmanjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060528/BUSINESS/605280324/1040
Tillamook cheese is the shit!
We have The Original Pancake House.
All of you played the Oregon Trail computer game and drowned your oxen on purpose... and you know it.
Winter and spring may cause you to rust, but the summers average around 80 with no humidity.
We take snow days whenever because it's always snowing on Mt. Hood.
TV shows about rich kids whining haven't got shit on The Simpson's. Oh and don't forget The Shining..."Here's Johnnnnyyyy!!" ... that was filmed at Timberline Lodge. One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest was filmed in the State Hospital in Salem. And Animal house was filmed in Eugene Oregon. Kindergarden Cop, The Goonies, Short Circuit, Free Willy, Chuthlu, and The Ring 2 were all filmed in Astoria. ninja turtles three and Point break (the last and best scene) was filmed in cannon beach.
Fuck Blue Crab... Dungeness Crab is the shit, no butter necessary.
We have Crater Lake, America's deepest lake and Hells Canyon, the world's deepest river carved canyon.
We don't have an accent.
Every time you see one of the Trail Blazers, not on the basketball court, they are high.
We can't blame them, Oregon herb is dank.
Grown men who wear Birkenstocks are manly... (in Eugene)
We clam bake, hot box, and smoke out, not up.
We get off school for one inch of snow.
Our crab is better than Maine's lobster.
We have the best Shakespeare Festival in the world.
Move over Napa Valley... the Willamette Valley is coming to getchya!
Medical Mary J aint bad either
You can pretty much drive anywhere in Oregon and enjoy it because I would have to say that the MEN & WOMEN in Oregon Kick ASS for being beautiful !!
The ladies in oregon are hot. They are better than California girls. The ladies in Oregon like to hang at the beach in their bikinis, hike, rock climb, camp, and jump outta planes. They just flat out ROCK!!!
Portland is probably the weirdest city in the world, but thats what makes it cool.
And,
it rated as one of the top ten cities in the country
Oregon is the only state where you will have to switch between AC and heater several times during the day!
Oregon is home.
We Have the dankest hallucinogenic mushrooms
The world does not stop just because it rains
We recycle because it's the right thing to do
Rodney Keeling lives here!
In oregon, you get a nickel for every soda can or beer can/bottle you drink!
PGE park was rated ..1 place to get laid on thursdays in the nation
In oregon we have some of the best cowboys and cowgirls!
Heard the ledgends of Haystack Rock? yea it's in Oregon
Every band & tour that comes & plays in Portland tells stories of how great it was, we are rated best for giving bands the most enthusistic & enjoyable audience.
Oregon is so cool that in Sasebo, Japan there is a street named... Oregon!
Anyone from Oregon or who has a special place in their heart for Oregon - copy and repost
OR
You could even add something else you love about the great state of Oregon. There is a lot to love