Cat Spirit Two!

Sep 20, 2009 21:41

[If you happen to be just walking along, looking around town with not real purpose in mind, you might notice something sitting in the street. Well, not so much sitting as lying down. Smack in the middle of the street, perhaps obstructing traffic ( Read more... )

dreaming of delicious meats, causing traffic jams, sleeping, !mayfield

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deflowers September 21 2009, 02:13:58 UTC
[WHAT ARE YOU. Prodding Tao with her shoe.]

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hungryvigilante September 21 2009, 02:20:30 UTC
Nyum nyum...more food?

[Tao bites your shoe, still sleeping]

This food isn't very good. Can you get me...something else?

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deflowers September 21 2009, 02:21:12 UTC
[Minatsuki screeches, yanking her foot back.] WHAT THE FUCK

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hungryvigilante September 21 2009, 02:26:11 UTC
...Boobie lady...

[Tao puts her hands on your chest]

Boobie lady, did your boobies shrink? They're not as...squishy, meow.

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1/3 deflowers September 21 2009, 02:27:05 UTC
[OH... GOD............ THIS.. THIS THING IS GROPING HER TITS]

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deflowers September 21 2009, 02:27:38 UTC
[CUE THE SCREAMING]

H-HOLD ON, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU--

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deflowers September 21 2009, 02:28:29 UTC
AAHHH JUST FUCK OFF

[and this would be Minatsuki's hair reaching out to pick Tao up- all of her- and hurl her across the street.]

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hungryvigilante September 21 2009, 02:32:44 UTC
M-meow?!

[Taokaka jumps up after landing and looks around frantically]

Who hit Tao?! Was it you, Squiggly?! Resorting to such cowardly tactics, hitting me while I'm asleep!

[Taokaka starts punching the air, getting faster and faster, and then-]

Wait...where am I, meow?

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deflowers September 21 2009, 02:35:10 UTC
[is still TOTALLY TRAUMATIZED...] How dare you fucking touch me there!

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hungryvigilante September 21 2009, 02:42:57 UTC
[Taokaka tilts her head, looking confused] Who are you, meow? Why are you yelling at Tao?

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deflowers September 21 2009, 02:43:50 UTC
Who am I?! You just groped me, you dyke-ass freak! [MUST NOT PUNCH IN BROAD DAYLIGHT...]

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hungryvigilante September 21 2009, 02:46:31 UTC
I don't remember doing that! Maybe you're thinking of someone else?

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deflowers September 21 2009, 02:49:02 UTC
SHUT UP, DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T [going to punch you]

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hungryvigilante September 21 2009, 02:53:45 UTC
You're confusing Tao, loud girl... And all your yelling will dyamage my delicate ears, meow!

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deflowers September 21 2009, 03:00:03 UTC
[oh well lol yelling in your face] APOLOGIZE TO ME YOU LITTLE WHORE

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hungryvigilante September 21 2009, 03:02:52 UTC
But Tao didn't do anything wrong! Tao's a sweet Kaka and wouldn't do something bad.

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