my pride
Even better for my pride is this sonnet by my brother. He'd kill me if he knew I put this on the internet. Be amazed:
“Boffing will soon be outlawed in this state.
So if you must, hear this,” sayeth the Lord:
“Just put it in her mouth or masturbate
to avoid a bunch of kids we can’t afford.
In the event of unplanned pregnancy,
remember: bring a wire coat hanger
to use behind the dumpster. You will likely
be killed, because you’re not a skillful angler.
It is okay to kill a full-grown man-
just leave it to the politicians, sir.
If he’s a crook or from a foreign land,
then fuck him. Anyway, he’s probably poor.”
I think my mind has begun to atrophy.
They ought to abort all Southern white males like me.
(fin)
My thoughts:
We are juggernauts. It feels magic.
“Boffing will soon be outlawed in this state.
So if you must, hear this,” sayeth the Lord:
“Just put it in her mouth or masturbate
to avoid a bunch of kids we can’t afford.
In the event of unplanned pregnancy,
remember: bring a wire coat hanger
to use behind the dumpster. You will likely
be killed, because you’re not a skillful angler.
It is okay to kill a full-grown man-
just leave it to the politicians, sir.
If he’s a crook or from a foreign land,
then fuck him. Anyway, he’s probably poor.”
I think my mind has begun to atrophy.
They ought to abort all Southern white males like me.
(fin)
My thoughts:
We are juggernauts. It feels magic.