wondrous conversion
Reasons to embrace Judaism:
1) According to Samuel L. Jackson, "a pig is a filthy animal", anyway.
2) Nazis are bad, and they hated Jews, so Jews must be good, right?
3) You can bring your own food, if you so desire, without reproach.
4) Instant wealth, apparently.
5) Allowed to do the "Jew voice".
6) Black people like Jews better.
7) Added style credibility.
8) Added financial credibility.
9) Barbara Streisand. Also, wasn't that black-ish guy from the
Counting Crows a Jew?
10) Cock yarmulkes. (Spelled correctly on the first try)
11) Gambling directly associated with holiday festivity, both in the
form of dreidel-spinning and casting lots for Christ's clothing.
12) Coconut danishes, yum.
1) According to Samuel L. Jackson, "a pig is a filthy animal", anyway.
2) Nazis are bad, and they hated Jews, so Jews must be good, right?
3) You can bring your own food, if you so desire, without reproach.
4) Instant wealth, apparently.
5) Allowed to do the "Jew voice".
6) Black people like Jews better.
7) Added style credibility.
8) Added financial credibility.
9) Barbara Streisand. Also, wasn't that black-ish guy from the
Counting Crows a Jew?
10) Cock yarmulkes. (Spelled correctly on the first try)
11) Gambling directly associated with holiday festivity, both in the
form of dreidel-spinning and casting lots for Christ's clothing.
12) Coconut danishes, yum.