I just got a message about this unfortunate-named business, ifap service, with the slogan, "ifap - knowing what helps". They offer a
freeware iPhone app (simply called something along the line of 'medicine topical') that lists all prescription and pharmacy-only-drugs in Germany. So, if you're a medical student with an iPhone, I bet you could use this app to really score with your mad pharma-product skills... and that might, depending on your personality, really be enough to fap about.
Brought to you by i
fap.
Tired minds are easily amused. ;)