Deception Four: What the Hell

[hungry_monster]

 [Someone ate a sweet candy]

Mayfield

I know you are plagued by terrible villains. But fear no longer. For I ...the Surgeon am here to help you!

If you need any medical aid just ask me for assistance!

[And you can find Johan running around with a green surgeons mask on his face. He seems to be trying to help anyone who looks injured in anyway. His

Comments

[teutonictraitor]

[[This here Medic probably looks pretty injured--he's missing a good deal of his face, and that's not even counting all the other wounds. He's also kinda...dead. That might also be a legitimate excuse for why. Medic is doing his zombie thing, just stumbling along and being covered in blood; partially his, partially Ema's.]]

[[When he catches sight of Johan, he groans and starts shuffling toward him, wanting his brains more than medical aid.]]

[hungry_monster]

Ah, a citizen in need!

What can I do for you sir?

[teutonictraitor]

[[Whoa, hold up, that is not the response Medic was expecting. He pauses, looking distinctly confused for a zombie.]]

Gnrrrrr?
[[Maybe this is easy food? He's not sure.]]

[hungry_monster]

Oh dear you look terribly injured sir. Let me help you!

[teutonictraitor]

...graaah.
[[Medic's moving a bit faster now, reasoning that since Johan doesn't want to move, he is perfectly entitled to try and take a bite out of the closest appendage. He's wondering if you taste as good as Ema did.]]

[hungry_monster]

[And waves his hands and blue light covers you. Some of the injuries on you are healed.]

Does that feel better sir?

[teutonictraitor]

--hnnn. Nhrooogh.
[[That was just...weird. Johan might notice that Medic almost made a coherent word there; maybe it helped? Either way, he's stopped dead in his tracks (oh the puns) and is standing there blinking. He's not bleeding as much now, which is always a plus.]]

[hungry_monster]

[And another blast of the blue healing light. Magic healing. Johan is going to kill himself when he snaps out of this.]

[teutonictraitor]

[[For a moment there, he almost looks like he isn't just another horribly decayed undead resident. That moment doesn't last long, and he starts to charge Johan before stopping again.]]

[[Man, why are you making this difficult. All he wants is some brains, not solid awareness.]]

[hungry_monster]

Calm yourself citizen. I just mean to help you!

[Blue healing light go!]

[teutonictraitor]

...helllllp?
[[That was a legit word right there, even if it sounded kind of weird. He's staying perfectly still, watching as some of the decayed patches start healing up.]]
Nngh. Deaaad.
[[He's trying to tell you something. Medic swats at Johan's hands somewhat limply, giving one hand a weird look when it makes a strange cracking noise.]]

[hungry_monster]

Dead? Good sir are you telling me you're dead?

[teutonictraitor]

[[If Medic could yell coherently, he would have done it already. 'Of course I am dead, take a look at zhe exposed bones I heff showing all over zhe place!' That would have done it, he thinks. As is, he is only just barely not total zombie, and won't be doing that for a while.]]
Yrrrrrrssss.
[[It counts as a word, okay.]]

[hungry_monster]

[More healing blue magic.]

[teutonictraitor]

[[Now it's rather easy to tell he's frowning. Medic is a little worn in places, but looks fine for the most part.]]

--Wunderbar. [[Saaarcasm. He knows he's just gonna start decaying again real soon.]] Now it is going just going to happen again, und I vill heff to put up vith it for zhe second time.

[hungry_monster]

You're welcome!

[Waves and runs off.]