i was freakin' out.
so yeah i'm like sitting at work today trying to save the trees and becky calls me saying "oh my god, bjork just walked past me..." and i was like "aw FUCK, godamnit... WHY MUST I BE AT WORK RIGHT NOW?!"
as she walked by, bjork was humming a bjork song and wearing a bright hot pink velvet dress with pink tights (in order to blend in) and had what appeared to be an entourage of people in front of her, probably icelandic bodyguards.
so i was like "FUCK FUCK... follow her damnit! where did she go?? put me on the phone with her!" so becky walked down the street a little and bjork was nowhere to be seen but probably walked into some downtown hotel right around the corner because there would have been no where else for her to disappear to.
becky tried taking a picture but got too excited while trying to call me and accidently deleted it. i guess she kinda choked when it came to actually talking to bjork, which most people would have done.
but not me. no way, i totally would have been like "BJORK, you are awesome... you don't know me but that doesn't matter... let me take on a tour of san francisco... first stop: el farolitos" and then bjork would have been like "what's a farolito?" and then i would have been like "oh you silly bjork... a burrito of course". it would've been great. ahhh, i was in agony knowing that bjork was near but i couldn't talk to her. seriously. but it's ok.
tomorrow me and becky are gonna go downtown and try to see if she's hanging around the area. i'm totally not gonna pass up the opportunity to hang out with bjork. i know she'd totally dig me, with my ability to keep it real and all and all the ideas i have for a collaboration album. aw man, it's gonna be sweet.
as she walked by, bjork was humming a bjork song and wearing a bright hot pink velvet dress with pink tights (in order to blend in) and had what appeared to be an entourage of people in front of her, probably icelandic bodyguards.
so i was like "FUCK FUCK... follow her damnit! where did she go?? put me on the phone with her!" so becky walked down the street a little and bjork was nowhere to be seen but probably walked into some downtown hotel right around the corner because there would have been no where else for her to disappear to.
becky tried taking a picture but got too excited while trying to call me and accidently deleted it. i guess she kinda choked when it came to actually talking to bjork, which most people would have done.
but not me. no way, i totally would have been like "BJORK, you are awesome... you don't know me but that doesn't matter... let me take on a tour of san francisco... first stop: el farolitos" and then bjork would have been like "what's a farolito?" and then i would have been like "oh you silly bjork... a burrito of course". it would've been great. ahhh, i was in agony knowing that bjork was near but i couldn't talk to her. seriously. but it's ok.
tomorrow me and becky are gonna go downtown and try to see if she's hanging around the area. i'm totally not gonna pass up the opportunity to hang out with bjork. i know she'd totally dig me, with my ability to keep it real and all and all the ideas i have for a collaboration album. aw man, it's gonna be sweet.