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[hungerforlife]

Good God, I have not been subject to so many questions since my time in the asylum.

... May I help you... ?

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[grey_athena]

You know, ever since I was a wee lass, you were always my favorite character in that book. ;3;

[hungerforlife]

...book?

[grey_athena]

Book.

I'd totally hug you right now if I wasn't faced with the prospect of potential maiming and biting.

[hungerforlife]

...I cannot believe... that explains so much!

It is for the best you do not. I dislike being touched.

[grey_athena]

And it paves the way for countless spin-offs and ripoffs! Be proud.

I have a shirt with a kitten on it, if that makes you feel better. Oh, and gummie worms! Would you like some gummie worms?

[hungerforlife]

Are you mocking me?

[grey_athena]

Actually, I'm attempting to lure you away with promises of candy and cats so that I may have you for myself forever and ever.

Is it working?

[hungerforlife]

...what precisely is it you want me for?

[grey_athena]

Happy fun-times.

[hungerforlife]

Somehow I cannot say that answer inspires a great deal of confidance.