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May 16, 2005 08:36

Last day anyone? Anyone?

Here is a dream my brother Chris posted up on tribe.net...it's hilarious.

It was set up like a movie. There was a sad looking cowboy walking in the snow at dark. There was this huge tree. He climbed up and started to tie a rope. A piano solo (a very sad tune) started to play. He was so sad, but he kept on making knots in different branches. I figured he was going through a lot of trouble to hang himself. Then he jumped and all I saw was his cowboy boots hanging there. But, there was the sound of toilets flushing. Then there was a wide shot and the cowboy was holding the ropes, but they were old school toilet flushers. There were 24 toilets in the tree. Then he started on a commercial-esque tanget about how his toilets are made from the best materials in town.

Then he said "Pepsi. I get paid for product placement". Then for about 60 seconds all I saw was Pepsi cans, bottles, cups...just like commercials. Then he asked, "Where is that cute baby-in-a-tube?". Suddenly, I saw a giant roll of Scotch tape with a baby in a diaper running in place. Then the cowboy said, "I love the Johnson & Johnson baby!".
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