I am writing this from the laptop because the desktop got a virus. It was the one that says "you have 45 seconds before windows shuts down." Fortunately, if you're fast, you can set the clock back to 2004 during the countdown, and it will day "you have 729 days until windows shuts down." This bought me enough time to stuff the hard drive fo the laptop silly with important files - nless you count my buget, bookmarks and passwords as important - oops, but at least my addresses are intact. Now the desktop computer is in pieces, since I'm going to take advantage of the situation to replace some parts. And now my room is rearranged, since I have to disentangle the computer to operate on it. And since my room is rearranged, I might as well invade ::looks at the map:: Bellingham!
In all the confusion, I overlooked that the proper cure for computer virii is to shove fibre-optic cable into Grace Park's left arm.
I have seen this done - there is video proof. This is quite the oversight on my part, as I hear she can be found around Vancouver. I hear her child's innards have other useful properties. I'll have to talk to her agent. I hope they both work for scale.