Victory! The food processor leaves me with a smug feeling.
I did a lot of searching, but last night, I got the last of this combination of make and warranty food processor available anywhere in the GVRD. I carried it home in the slush. My shoes are soaked, but I think that this device will not only be super-awesome in the kitchen, but the amount I save on food through its use should see it pay for itself by the end of next year, if not this one.