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[humpydog]

There are two very conventional porn scenarios that just don't do anything at all for me

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[whormonalisa]

Steamy after-club one nighters do nothing for me.

I'm really fucking sick of the fake lesbianism too. Lesbians are wonderful but to me it's like fake ebony porn. Rainbow body paint isn't convincing, it just makes me sad.

[conformityvsme]

I must say the whole construction site gang bang kind of makes me wince a bit (NOT IN A GOOD WAY)

And anything involving a krinkled bedsheet hung as a backdrop is alittle questioning as well

[skyboy_blue]

On the stairs. The benefit of a railing or banister is obvious, but they don't have anything on a good bedpost. I will admit that I wouldn't turn down stairway sex, but I definitely wouldn't suggest it.
Sex is always a dare
if do it upon the stairs.
If you fall down
down fear the ground
just finish her off in the air...

[purenoumena]

is that a spiraling staircase, or just a regular staircase?

Straight vs. Spiral

[skyboy_blue]

I would have to say regular staircase. You have either the possibility of rug burns or slipping on natural wood treads. I didn't consider the possibility of the spiral staircase which could easily become a sexual jungle gym. Also,the spiral staircase prospect is much more interesting to look at from the standpoint of a pornographic cinematographer.

[purenoumena]

the "work" scenario... or more particularly... the "office" scenario. mostly that is because i found shriviled rotted dead mice under my desk after my left my last office job, so for that and many other reasons my mental reference for office location just brings up ickyness and is definately not erotic in any sense of the word.

[la_lu]

I get horny during/after a workout at the gym. I've never seen a porno about the gym, though. I haven't seen that many porns period... I might watch one with a gym scenario..

I hate the gang bang ones, too.