I am always tired

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My dad had knee surgery today so he is upstairs in bed. My mom left and went to a party because she is awesome, so it is my job to do things for him. Whenever he needs something he calls me on the phone in this here computer room to make communication a little easier. So far he has called me twice. to say things like "Kate, make the dog shut up" and "Come and put my ice pack in the freezer".

In art class sarah bond asked if anyone would eat a little bite-size fetus dipped in nacho cheese for a billion dollars. Everyone said no and then they asked me if I would and I said yeah probably and now no one talks to me in that class anymore.

Today I got a fortune cookie that said "Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today."