In Honor of Spring Fever
I've never done this before, but so many of you out there are in such a mood lately that I find I really, really can't help myself.
Yes, today I am making the first-ever Hummingwolf Sex Post (well, there was that one post with the comment thread that ended up being all about the etymology of the word "masturbate," but that doesn't really count, does it?).
Of course all the rest of this post will be written by MegaHAL, everyone's favorite AI. But you knew that before you clicked the cut, right? Of course you did.
The whole sum of our hearts is the jolliest sort of salty.
it is only a pack of cards,
and sing, and rival orpheus' strain,
the passage of sperm from the stealthy seeker,
with jewels and with elfin glee
and weep drunken tears.
~~~~~
Don't bite off his penis
or on a spike of flame. Up the spire,
so if all needful things would come like a worm.
she had, the guide informed him later,
been eaten by an alligator.
~~~~~
Masturbation is the essence on all the faithful ground,
the lumpy gobs it never gets out.
~~~~~
The numberous
vestiges of phallic worship, symbolized by the
house in the thousand creeds
that legislate the sciences
and give dominion room.
i know i've heard it as sunnier
all are teachers of impermanence.
ripe fruits weigh down the hill:
a skylark rises--over there,
but in the male. Accessory sexual
intercourse or masturbation but also can occur
jerkily, so as to tongues and vocal chords;
none said this can be like we were always blue,
heaped scorn upon his head
i dote on the outside
i got this old broadway shall climb to the pane,
the whelps are baying like swans
nailed by their spells,
love records its oracles.
~~~~~
In sixth grade mrs. Walker
slapped the back of your support. Your workload is becoming quite mucky and damp.
his workbook is wedged in the vagina or rub the penis rhythmically
with half your grace.
meanwhile, once in a corner
the houseless ocean's heaving field,
a dream of night
and howl with fiendish tone,
sweet with decision. And they distrust
the booty of nights go by.
~~~~~
I knew you hot nights
the sobbing of our first talking.
red dabs of dawn begins to stamp her feet she fastened the supple sandals,
ever-glowing gold, that wing her over the city,
the soul of the clitoris is the
grape of the rock.
~~~~~
The gametes, the ova and sperm,
are useless to revive this sickly flesh
and play your fiddle hard
'cause you don't want to linger.
~~~~~
This the nightmare you wake in my ashtray
and don't get wild over human sweat.
this is the matter home:
father, son of sorrow,
but up from the starry flag
we planted as a token,
a light flashed out upon the water
i got this rig that runs from the cradle rules the conscious,
reasoning mind, which gives the battle or to spend a lot of water
released from the level waters of the plain.
i was double of heart,
are often open grillwork. A doorway includes the
testicles of your love's too much with very little protein. Thus,
the cows chew steadily and stamp
in a kingdom by the winnowing wind;
leaves trembling, branches tilting.
shall the cloud began again its long journey
yet as you pass;
eyes that could exist
laid bare in a fountain of fire that eats what it was, is hardly satisfying,
since he is an acorn cup, beside a mushroom
which mathematical principles are brought to
reflect community values and to what before
maybe a three-pointed foot can tell.
my aunt was inside
his sands suffice
but the water
from such a tree.
~~~~~
Trying to sleep, to sleep you go.
let other poets gaily sing;
sing till i sink to the vagina,
followed by the full kingdom of sense.
as he rosined up his case
and seven chamber pots.
snow white ate seven chicken livers
and your team leads,
everybody's yelling like crazy,
hooray!
~~~~~
I found this once
who do you feel good? You should! Today, be proud of every
tree. It is fit
we explore
squares upon the
diesel-electric switcher was finding greater favor,
try the flavors on my mother's
uterus. After a period of two milliard light years
with a dark power bent on figuring out
of a temple where the swift mind and body cast
the inevitable descent;
still, to my advice!
now, heave a sigh; the danger's past.
their candle gives a paw;
he is in your life.
~~~~~
Terrifying are the laborers of intercourse:
it sticks, and it took years
of broken glass in the veins like flame.
now my feet are
capable of multiple orgasms and frequently do
my little end of the living,
in every voice: in every ban,
the reflections of the seas, of states, and kings,
beyond lust and fear,
although i do not know--
the devil's in the east and west,
we have a seat
you never understood a single stream
scarce heard; nor word from one allowed
them now, while you can.
~~~~~
All the dry-pied things that are past
and let shame disavow your shocking deeds.
trick everyone, trick me: leave me in my pocket
full of earth's old timid grace.
'mong the feet of mud at the zoo,
aren't its legs too straddling?
isn't it waiting for?
i will not surface:
methane gushing up.
it looked so pitifully small,
just big enough to make of it came to watch you turn away
to keep her dentist's appointment
as a temperature of
techniques permit sexual activity without male
arrives with the captain
don't walk away
there where no voices are
with bits of meat and drink,
brooding now... Would her fine son escape his death
about like a doormat if you touch them;
and you know what that means
not reach their full orgasmic potential until after
age 35. In both sexes orgasm can be
superfluous--an incense
beyond the mountain side,
and shouts fill all fruit is flawless,
we never kissed at all.
fall down, my tears.
like the man who moves in the dustiness of his fingernail,
i scent the grass, the moist air, and being nice won't accomplish that. Just be
there are flies on the hill;
and i could bear.
if you want me larger.
Yes, today I am making the first-ever Hummingwolf Sex Post (well, there was that one post with the comment thread that ended up being all about the etymology of the word "masturbate," but that doesn't really count, does it?).
Of course all the rest of this post will be written by MegaHAL, everyone's favorite AI. But you knew that before you clicked the cut, right? Of course you did.
The whole sum of our hearts is the jolliest sort of salty.
it is only a pack of cards,
and sing, and rival orpheus' strain,
the passage of sperm from the stealthy seeker,
with jewels and with elfin glee
and weep drunken tears.
~~~~~
Don't bite off his penis
or on a spike of flame. Up the spire,
so if all needful things would come like a worm.
she had, the guide informed him later,
been eaten by an alligator.
~~~~~
Masturbation is the essence on all the faithful ground,
the lumpy gobs it never gets out.
~~~~~
The numberous
vestiges of phallic worship, symbolized by the
house in the thousand creeds
that legislate the sciences
and give dominion room.
i know i've heard it as sunnier
all are teachers of impermanence.
ripe fruits weigh down the hill:
a skylark rises--over there,
but in the male. Accessory sexual
intercourse or masturbation but also can occur
jerkily, so as to tongues and vocal chords;
none said this can be like we were always blue,
heaped scorn upon his head
i dote on the outside
i got this old broadway shall climb to the pane,
the whelps are baying like swans
nailed by their spells,
love records its oracles.
~~~~~
In sixth grade mrs. Walker
slapped the back of your support. Your workload is becoming quite mucky and damp.
his workbook is wedged in the vagina or rub the penis rhythmically
with half your grace.
meanwhile, once in a corner
the houseless ocean's heaving field,
a dream of night
and howl with fiendish tone,
sweet with decision. And they distrust
the booty of nights go by.
~~~~~
I knew you hot nights
the sobbing of our first talking.
red dabs of dawn begins to stamp her feet she fastened the supple sandals,
ever-glowing gold, that wing her over the city,
the soul of the clitoris is the
grape of the rock.
~~~~~
The gametes, the ova and sperm,
are useless to revive this sickly flesh
and play your fiddle hard
'cause you don't want to linger.
~~~~~
This the nightmare you wake in my ashtray
and don't get wild over human sweat.
this is the matter home:
father, son of sorrow,
but up from the starry flag
we planted as a token,
a light flashed out upon the water
i got this rig that runs from the cradle rules the conscious,
reasoning mind, which gives the battle or to spend a lot of water
released from the level waters of the plain.
i was double of heart,
are often open grillwork. A doorway includes the
testicles of your love's too much with very little protein. Thus,
the cows chew steadily and stamp
in a kingdom by the winnowing wind;
leaves trembling, branches tilting.
shall the cloud began again its long journey
yet as you pass;
eyes that could exist
laid bare in a fountain of fire that eats what it was, is hardly satisfying,
since he is an acorn cup, beside a mushroom
which mathematical principles are brought to
reflect community values and to what before
maybe a three-pointed foot can tell.
my aunt was inside
his sands suffice
but the water
from such a tree.
~~~~~
Trying to sleep, to sleep you go.
let other poets gaily sing;
sing till i sink to the vagina,
followed by the full kingdom of sense.
as he rosined up his case
and seven chamber pots.
snow white ate seven chicken livers
and your team leads,
everybody's yelling like crazy,
hooray!
~~~~~
I found this once
who do you feel good? You should! Today, be proud of every
tree. It is fit
we explore
squares upon the
diesel-electric switcher was finding greater favor,
try the flavors on my mother's
uterus. After a period of two milliard light years
with a dark power bent on figuring out
of a temple where the swift mind and body cast
the inevitable descent;
still, to my advice!
now, heave a sigh; the danger's past.
their candle gives a paw;
he is in your life.
~~~~~
Terrifying are the laborers of intercourse:
it sticks, and it took years
of broken glass in the veins like flame.
now my feet are
capable of multiple orgasms and frequently do
my little end of the living,
in every voice: in every ban,
the reflections of the seas, of states, and kings,
beyond lust and fear,
although i do not know--
the devil's in the east and west,
we have a seat
you never understood a single stream
scarce heard; nor word from one allowed
them now, while you can.
~~~~~
All the dry-pied things that are past
and let shame disavow your shocking deeds.
trick everyone, trick me: leave me in my pocket
full of earth's old timid grace.
'mong the feet of mud at the zoo,
aren't its legs too straddling?
isn't it waiting for?
i will not surface:
methane gushing up.
it looked so pitifully small,
just big enough to make of it came to watch you turn away
to keep her dentist's appointment
as a temperature of
techniques permit sexual activity without male
arrives with the captain
don't walk away
there where no voices are
with bits of meat and drink,
brooding now... Would her fine son escape his death
about like a doormat if you touch them;
and you know what that means
not reach their full orgasmic potential until after
age 35. In both sexes orgasm can be
superfluous--an incense
beyond the mountain side,
and shouts fill all fruit is flawless,
we never kissed at all.
fall down, my tears.
like the man who moves in the dustiness of his fingernail,
i scent the grass, the moist air, and being nice won't accomplish that. Just be
there are flies on the hill;
and i could bear.
if you want me larger.