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Me: *workingworkingworking* *glances out window* *calls to sibling* SIBLING! Why did you put a stuffed rat toy on my windowsill?
Sibling, from another room: ... What?
Me: There's a stupid stuffed rat on my windowsill. I am asking why.
Sibling: I didn't put a stuffed rat on your windowsill, you enormous freak!
Me: *looks closer* ... Indeed you did not.
Decidedly-not-stuffed rat: *hisses and flees*
I'm not alarmed so much as confused. We've got a snake somewhere in the garden, she's supposed to be taking care of this kind of thing for us.
Sibling, from another room: ... What?
Me: There's a stupid stuffed rat on my windowsill. I am asking why.
Sibling: I didn't put a stuffed rat on your windowsill, you enormous freak!
Me: *looks closer* ... Indeed you did not.
Decidedly-not-stuffed rat: *hisses and flees*
I'm not alarmed so much as confused. We've got a snake somewhere in the garden, she's supposed to be taking care of this kind of thing for us.