Goddamn Pigeons!!!
My car is the only car in the lot. My car has been one of the only cars in the lot for almost a week. The lot can hold quite a few cars, so when it's empty it's large. So how is it possible that the empty parking lot is free of bird shit the mangy winged rats have deposited a king size pile of excrement on the roof of my vehicle? The best part? It's right next to the driver side door, so I have to look at it every time I go to get into my car. Uh, ew. One would think that the massive amount of rain we had today would make it disperse. But no. The shit remains.
In happier news I am now the proud owner of this. DANCE! DANCE!
Oh my Jesus, only 27 days until Kristina goes international.