yeah i know you're all jealous.
my grandma is in the hospital.
my sister's ex-boyfriend is stalking her through me.
my knee is swollen from a camping expedition.
my tire blew out on the highway.
my friends and i were almost attacked my a hobo.
my sister's engine is fucked up and she took my car.
and on top of that, my fucking dog died.
mars better get its ass out of alignment or i am going to send a rocket ship up there and blow the motherfucker up.
good news: i got animal house "double secret probation" edition dvd, will ferrel best of.. snl dvd, guster shirt, and west memphis three shirt/bumper stickers (finally), so all is not so bad.
and if all else fails....