Some people think that lepers limbs just 'fall off'

[humblefabulist]

I am so, sick, of babies. Seriously. I've seen enough babies and pregnancies to turn me off children for LIFE. I used to be such a considerate, kind soul before the acrid stench of babies turned me into a baby-hater. Yes, there is a name for us now. They cry and whinge and need to be fed. FEED YOURSELF! I hate babies! They're so cute in picture frames! They're so cute on toilet paper ads! BUT IN REAL LIFE THEY ARE LIFE SUCKING FLESHY DOUGHY CRYING MACHINES! They poo CONSTANTLY! If I ever have kids and don't become a hypocritical, clucky, loving mother, I will request the powers that be to time travel me to the child being three years old. So I don't have to go through the sleepless nights and the numerous nappy changes. FUCK YOU BABIES!

Thankyou for listening, Eljay
Love,
The people person who hates people.
Xxx