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I see that things are still the same at good ol' Squenix. How predictable. But that's why there's demons like me here. It's my job to keep things interesting for myself and the others, right? Of course!
Unfortunately I just haven't had the time to start causing mayhem. There was a little situation at the Netherworld that needed my attention. And as the vassal to the prince, it's my job to take care of these things. It wasn't anything major though, just Mid-Boss being a moron again. Ah well, kicking his ass again felt good. It's too bad you weren't there prince, you probably would've enjoyed beating him up with me. Maybe next time...?
Oh yeah, I caught Hoggmeiser sniffing and licking some of your money. But you'll be pleased to know that a simple 2-hour session of me punching/kicking/slashing his face was enough to get him to stop. You can thank me later ♥
So guys, tell me, what's going here? Did anybody die or something? Things can't be going so bad if the place is still standing. Are we still being overrun by that pesky darkness? You know the kind. It makes humans get really whiney and several times more annoying.
Oh, and I also did these things to help pass the time. Enjoy!
First up, we have the Cthwhatever one.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In January, I fed kid_overlord to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I sacrificed kid_overlord to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I exposed ein_engel to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (1225 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
humble_vassal
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I get to feed and sacrifice the prince? Sweet, I should consider working for this Cthuwhatever... squid, thing.
What does your handwriting say about YOU?
You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a social person who likes to talk and meet others.
You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You like standing out and making sure that people know your mind.
Hey, that's pretty accurate.
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: call_me_queen
This is why I hate love.
Unfortunately I just haven't had the time to start causing mayhem. There was a little situation at the Netherworld that needed my attention. And as the vassal to the prince, it's my job to take care of these things. It wasn't anything major though, just Mid-Boss being a moron again. Ah well, kicking his ass again felt good. It's too bad you weren't there prince, you probably would've enjoyed beating him up with me. Maybe next time...?
Oh yeah, I caught Hoggmeiser sniffing and licking some of your money. But you'll be pleased to know that a simple 2-hour session of me punching/kicking/slashing his face was enough to get him to stop. You can thank me later ♥
So guys, tell me, what's going here? Did anybody die or something? Things can't be going so bad if the place is still standing. Are we still being overrun by that pesky darkness? You know the kind. It makes humans get really whiney and several times more annoying.
Oh, and I also did these things to help pass the time. Enjoy!
First up, we have the Cthwhatever one.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In January, I fed kid_overlord to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I sacrificed kid_overlord to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I exposed ein_engel to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very good (1225 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
humble_vassal
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I get to feed and sacrifice the prince? Sweet, I should consider working for this Cthuwhatever... squid, thing.
What does your handwriting say about YOU?
You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry.
You are a social person who likes to talk and meet others.
You are affectionate, passionate, expressive, and future-oriented.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
You like standing out and making sure that people know your mind.
Hey, that's pretty accurate.
Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: call_me_queen
This is why I hate love.