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humble_stickman
User Number: 251253
Date Created:07/01
Number of Posts: 66
Big Dave a.k.a. Doctor Dave - you know him, yet don't love him. A stomach forged of steel and a heart of gold, with a silky smooth cholesterol lining to boot. He likes to walk and talk with the animals, yet he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
Strengths: Highly dense, Wildly imaginative use of postage stamps, Deadly stare, Ability to chase down Ice Cream and Pie vans.
Weaknesses: Hitting cow's arse with banjos, Cumbersome movement, Love of all things chocolate - it will eventually be his downfall.
Special Skills: Right uppercut smash, Pikey kick, Poisonous odour, Origami tortoise making, Making any song have a banjo rhythm, Botched boob operations
Weapons: Shotgun, Surgical instruments, Inflatable stomach, Collection of rabid animals.
What makes him angry: Dirty, thieving gypsy bastards who think that it's alright to make home in random fields in Biggin Hill and then nick my Dad's chainsaws and trailor. I'm coming for you - BASTARDS!
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humble_stickman
User Number: 251253
Date Created:07/01
Number of Posts: 66
Big Dave a.k.a. Doctor Dave - you know him, yet don't love him. A stomach forged of steel and a heart of gold, with a silky smooth cholesterol lining to boot. He likes to walk and talk with the animals, yet he couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.
Strengths: Highly dense, Wildly imaginative use of postage stamps, Deadly stare, Ability to chase down Ice Cream and Pie vans.
Weaknesses: Hitting cow's arse with banjos, Cumbersome movement, Love of all things chocolate - it will eventually be his downfall.
Special Skills: Right uppercut smash, Pikey kick, Poisonous odour, Origami tortoise making, Making any song have a banjo rhythm, Botched boob operations
Weapons: Shotgun, Surgical instruments, Inflatable stomach, Collection of rabid animals.
What makes him angry: Dirty, thieving gypsy bastards who think that it's alright to make home in random fields in Biggin Hill and then nick my Dad's chainsaws and trailor. I'm coming for you - BASTARDS!
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