Coleslaw off my BUMHOLE!!
Here i am again. I just got back from Darci Mae's. Devan, Trisha, and Chris were helping me think up fucked up shit to say to April. She's been feltched too much by Tucker and then her dad jumped in and stirred his vanilla in Tuckers mouth and now their assholes are so loose that they're flapping in the wind while April is getting donkey punched and then he turns her over and opens her and she looks like a fucking grilled cheese sandwich. booyah! Off tha payrollio daddio. Then we watched the MTV update on Michael Jackson. I don't care what all you fuckers say he's NOT GUILTY! There's nothing wrong with sharing your bed. It's what the whole world should be doing. I'd share my bed with him. My cousin stayed here with me this weekend and a bunch of his strangers. But I guess that's what you get when your house is a refuge for homeless people. We just tie them up and make them lick coleslaw off our assholes. They enjoy it. Well today I went to the rec center to work out with Cindy Loo. I love that little fucker. mmkay. Well thats my day. Peace out fuckers!