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Ok George, five reasons men are scum and women let us get away with it. One, we only want one thing. No exceptions. Two, we fall in love with you before we can have that thing and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversely fall in love afterwards. Three, we will lie, cheat, steal, or murder in order to get that thing... Why am I sugarcoating this? You're a big girl. In order to FUCK you.
Four, we freely admit the numbers one through three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it, you can't live without us.
Four, we freely admit the numbers one through three, and women don't care. And the number five reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it, you can't live without us.