Monroe or Snake?

[human_worth]

What should I get peirced?
My parents won't let me get
it peirced any time soon but
I wanna get either my monroe
or snake bites done. And I was
even going as far as getting my
septum or bridge done. I don't
know. I'm thinking like 3 years
in advance. Just like me huh?

I saw Jessie Sutherland today and
she had her septum done. It almost
looked like 2 silver boogers hanging
down from her nose. But of course she
could pull off hanving silver boogers.

I'm tired and I have to semi-practice
for my P.T test on Wednesday and Friday.
I need to learn how to do sit-ups holding
my bra straps because I can do like 50
without holding them but when I do I can
only do like 20. I might go for a run
tomorrow.

Why do I feel like I can't hang out with
my friends because I think they don't like
me? Or think of me like a nuissance?

Can you tell pretty much each paragraph is a different topic?