the walls have eyes

[human_taxidermy]

pleased to report that everything in my general vicinity has become celery. i am not unlike Midas with eight thumbs and two fingers. hitchhiking ninja / nose-picking klutz .... now, if i can just keep the salamanders form overheating and rejecting the color scheme for the new water tower (which shall be filled with earl grey), all should be well. slowly stockpiling potatoes and toothpicks with which to build my new house with.

by starch, ye shall brave the elements.

I CATCH ANY OF YOU KIDS TRYING TO FRENCH FRY MY HOUSE AND I'VE GOT A ZIPGUN WITH ROCKSALT AND GINSENG WITH YER NAME ON IT.

damn kids.... mumble mumble...