[10Spot] Ten Reasons Why I'm Here
Hey, gang...name's Moe Fender. Okay, *Monique.* I can just hear my dad nagging me now. Anyway, in the spirit of things...here's me, giving this a go:
Ten Reasons Why I'm Here
1 - ‘Cause Ty’s here. And you know I gotta ride him like a pony his ass, ‘cause pissing him off is fun.
2 - I don’t spend a whole lot of time in the office, but when I do? I have the attention span of a *gnat*. This is a good way to goof off spend my office time.
3 - Using the internet and stuff will help me improve my html skills. And since I have none, that’s a nice upside.
4 - Figure I might make some good connections. Look up old school friends and running buddies. I mean, come on...I’m a 1,500 year old demon in a twenty seven year old’s body. I’ve lost track of a freakin’ regiment by now.
5 - I dig this whole online journal thing...check out mine. Luna, my dad’s old assistant tricked it all out for me. Sort of...she coded it and made me this funky header, and sent me an email with everything, plus instructions on what to do that I guess she scheduled to send on the day I decided to get me one. She tends to do that.
6 - Livejournal beats the shit out of that Myspace and Facebook crap.
7 - I used to keep a journal...old school, dig me? Back when I was alive the first time. Sort of dropped out of the habit about ten years before I died...just stopped wanting a chronicle of my exploits, y’know? I figure this is a good thing to start doing again.
8 - Promotion for the firm. Horus knows a little free advertising never hurt nobody.
9 - I’m a narcissist...I don’t mind talking about myself.
10 - Sometimes it’s fun to be a sheep, and everyone else I know and lust for is already up in this bitch gettin’ the party started. So here I am.
Ten Reasons Why I'm Here
1 - ‘Cause Ty’s here. And you know I gotta ride him like a pony his ass, ‘cause pissing him off is fun.
2 - I don’t spend a whole lot of time in the office, but when I do? I have the attention span of a *gnat*. This is a good way to goof off spend my office time.
3 - Using the internet and stuff will help me improve my html skills. And since I have none, that’s a nice upside.
4 - Figure I might make some good connections. Look up old school friends and running buddies. I mean, come on...I’m a 1,500 year old demon in a twenty seven year old’s body. I’ve lost track of a freakin’ regiment by now.
5 - I dig this whole online journal thing...check out mine. Luna, my dad’s old assistant tricked it all out for me. Sort of...she coded it and made me this funky header, and sent me an email with everything, plus instructions on what to do that I guess she scheduled to send on the day I decided to get me one. She tends to do that.
6 - Livejournal beats the shit out of that Myspace and Facebook crap.
7 - I used to keep a journal...old school, dig me? Back when I was alive the first time. Sort of dropped out of the habit about ten years before I died...just stopped wanting a chronicle of my exploits, y’know? I figure this is a good thing to start doing again.
8 - Promotion for the firm. Horus knows a little free advertising never hurt nobody.
9 - I’m a narcissist...I don’t mind talking about myself.
10 - Sometimes it’s fun to be a sheep, and everyone else I know and lust for is already up in this bitch gettin’ the party started. So here I am.