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May 21, 2010 08:19

I have learned that nobody will hire you if you tell them you have been to jail or what you really are. I find many of the 'drones' here do not approve of escaped convicts or showing them that I am made of plankton ( Read more... )

scout (blue), harley quinn, f.f., kaguya houraisan

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Private crazyclownwoman May 22 2010, 00:18:48 UTC

Ugh tell me about it.

People are jerks like that. You let it slip you spent time in the slammer and the next thing you know no one wants to talk to you!

That's why I lie!

Private human_pretender May 23 2010, 13:42:00 UTC

You lie about your history? Is that okay to do? I found Etro while she was in jail, so I cannot draw on any memories for this kind of situation.

Private crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 13:44:18 UTC

It sure beats having no one to talk to becuase they think you're "dangerous" or something.

Private human_pretender May 23 2010, 13:49:53 UTC

But I have not had that problem yet. I tell people what I am made of, and it has only been treated with confusion, or disconcern.

Private crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 13:50:56 UTC

Well if you go around telling people you were in jail sooner or later....

....wait, what?

Private human_pretender May 23 2010, 13:53:05 UTC

I only wear a human shell to blend in. I am not human at all.

Private crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 13:54:41 UTC

Oh....

....neat!
What are you then?

[DC universe. It has many strange things..]

Re: Private human_pretender May 23 2010, 14:01:16 UTC

((Jojo Universe; equally stranger, WITH MUSIC))

I am a Stand composed of plankton. My name is Foo Fighters

Private crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 14:05:02 UTC

What's a stand?

Re: Private human_pretender May 23 2010, 14:21:56 UTC

It is the projection of a person's strong will. Some people develop them their own, but I was given mine by someone else. Plankton alone does not possess the necessary brain functions to do so.

crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 15:00:38 UTC

.....

Cool!

And your name is Foo Fighters?

human_pretender May 23 2010, 15:15:30 UTC

That is correct

crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 15:27:28 UTC

Nice ta' meetcha Foo Fighters. My names Harley Quinn!

human_pretender May 23 2010, 16:58:05 UTC

It is good to meet you Harely. How did you get a job here?

crazyclownwoman May 23 2010, 17:08:51 UTC

I really couldn't tell ya. I just woke up one day and there was this drone woman calling to say I hadn't been to work in forever and that if I didn't get my but over there I was going to be fired.

human_pretender May 23 2010, 17:14:31 UTC

You were given a job before you arrived? That's rather strange... Though, there are stranger things.

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