Sep 20, 2005 13:57
1. Have had sex- Pch thats for queers
2. have been drunk- yeah right, i dont get drunk
3. have been high- no
4. have gone skinny dipping- I dont know i was drunk and high when it happened
5. have made out with a stranger- if they knew me they wouldnt kiss me
6. have made out in an elevator- they wont allow me into elevators anymore
7. had sex in your friend's bed- Sorta
8. hooked up with a friend- I think he was my friend
9. snuck out of your house- I would but no one cares
10. been to the beach at night- FUCK YEAH!
11. swam with dolphins- like...the football team?
12. been out of the country- which one?
13. thought about kiling yourself- nah I take X
14. intentionally hurt yourself- I dont think it was intentional...but im preety stupid...like I run into walls and shit
15. liked your best friend's bf/gf- Yeah we're not friends anymore.
16. have cheated on a bf or gf- they always just want to be friends
17. been raped- yeah..but you won't beleive me if I told you though
18. been robbed- no
19. gotten in a fight- Im a sprinter baby
20. been in a car accident- tch I wish I had a car to fuck up
21. been on a blind date- he wasnt legaly blind but....
22. had a crush on your best friend-All my friends are fat
23. been attracted to someone of the same sex- shhh...
24. been to 3rd- Yeah I have a .352 in my high sch...wait..ohhh im gay
25. touched yourself- please....im not a guy.....
26. skipped school- It was so funny we just walked out after tutoring...we actually went to tutoring before school...wtf
27. stolen something- your heart!!!!!!11one ...no nothing
28. are goth- Well I am nice
29. are racist- those dirty russians
30. want to move to the other side of the country after college-Fuck this country
31. don't want to go to college- no I like drinking, drugs and unprotected sex
32. have something other than your ears pierced- my kidney
33. have liked a friend's brother or sister- rony, man i want your cousin
34. have dyed your hair- I dont care anymore
35. have used self tanner- Really this shit's too long
36. kissed in the rain- yes....god why wont you end
37. been grounded- No I have no family
38. been to a drive in movie- movie?
39.have 6 or more pets- hehe
40. have curly hair- shut up! Your so fucking long
41. have 3 or more siblings- yeah im fucking catholic...Im never doing this shit again
42. parents are divorced- YEAH buddy
43. have a GPA of 3.5 or higer- yeah who do you think I am David?
44. Been arrested- Ill arrest you
45. been suspended- oh you dont want none of this
46. had detention- yes!
47. played strip poker- nope
48. done a strip tease- I showed up to school naked in 9th grade...sorta
49. played spin the bottle- yeah..if they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me
50. been thought to be older then you are- i cant believe you read this, what was i thiking when i did and posted it???