(no subject)
Dear Hippies:
If I hear one more mention of "chemicals" with the implication that all chemicals are terrible, awful, and evil, I will punch you in your no make up face and throw your fucking hacky sack in the gutter.
You know what is made of chemicals? Air. Water. Blood.
What you mean is "artificial chemicals." Or "harmful chemicals." Or "preservatives." Or "toxins."
I do not really want you to choke on your granola, but I will help you if you don't stop it,
me
PS. Self, this trope is overplayed.
If I hear one more mention of "chemicals" with the implication that all chemicals are terrible, awful, and evil, I will punch you in your no make up face and throw your fucking hacky sack in the gutter.
You know what is made of chemicals? Air. Water. Blood.
What you mean is "artificial chemicals." Or "harmful chemicals." Or "preservatives." Or "toxins."
I do not really want you to choke on your granola, but I will help you if you don't stop it,
me
PS. Self, this trope is overplayed.