May 01, 2004 11:06
My mother e-mailed this joke to me. and by "joke" i mean "actual story of some poor schmuck." people often seem to wonder about why i'm a bit sharper around the edges than they. but if we were in new jersey, i'd seem positively gentle and demure.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new
wives straight on their duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama. He bragged that he had
told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house.He said that it took
her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from North Carolina. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,and
the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results,
but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Jersey girl. He boasted that he told
her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he
didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the
third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little
out of his left eye.