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Awkward Conversation Generator...Have An Awkward Conversation!Oh god. Hi.:um hello... I guess we should sit down...?:no, maybe not. Where do you want to sit?:but i don't want to sit...gah. Do you want any coffee or anything? I can get it. If you want some I mean.:free coffee?? bring it on. You sure?:of course. So...you, uh...you're all set then?:maybe...maybe not.... Okay. Um. Where should we...start?:maybe the beginning. That seems like a good place.:it usually is. Well, I feel betrayed.:why? is it because your coffee is just brown shit water? The dog feels betrayed too. Have you seen how sad Mr. Bookums is?:DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DOG?? Do you even CARE about Mr. Bookums?:obviously not. You don't care about anything but yourself, do you?:correct. I want my stuff back, what do you think about that?:what do you think about me holding it hostage? hmm....? Stop it.:no. I SAID STOP IT!:no. Ok. Look. I'm sorry.:good. you should be. No really, I'm...just going through some stuff right now. Ok?:not okay...but whatever. It's just that I still...kind of...have feelings for you, and.....:yeah i know all about it. I know, I know.:yeah. Look at Mr. Bookums! What is he doing?:is he humping your leg? Ha!:yeah...ha.. Heh...well, maybe we should do this another time.:maybe not. When is good for you?:hmm...how about Never. I can't make it then.:yeah me either. Can you have any consideration for MY schedule ever?:nope. You're going to be with him / her, aren't you?:by "him/her" do you mean "your brother/your grandma"??? bitch. AREN'T YOU?:what?? me? Fine. Fine! Goodbye.:mhmm. Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d
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