Battle of the FREAKS!?
Okay, you guys. We need to get some things straight around here.
On my travels I've seen some pretty weird things. Freaks, you might say. If the Nestine Conciousness got hold of these things, then we'd all be fucked! In the ass! And face!
I am, of course, talking about the disturbing statues and waxworks of many exhibitions. So I have to ask you all to give your opinion. Which is the freakiest?
We have...
THE FREAK CHILD
Oh, god, this thing is terrifying! It just sits there! STARING! It will climb into your bed at night and EAT YOUR SOUL! D:
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WAX SMITH
Now, Matt Smith's face is usually a cool thing. But some how, the wax work people have... aged him thirty years and made him have this cold, dead stare that makes you think he's going to climb into your bed at night and EAT YOUR PANTS! And not in a sexy way!
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FREAK POPE
In Edinburgh Castle there are these little scenes of coronations and stuff. They all had pretty freaky models, but this was the worst! It looks like it's going to climb into your bed AND EAT YOUR BED SHEETS!
So, my friends... What think you?
Poll WHO IS FREAKIEST?!
Now, if you'll excuse me, my head hurts and my stomach feels like it's being pulled inside out. I'm going to see if the chemist is open tomorrow and hope that they have something that will make me feel better, or else something I can use to blow my own brains out.
On my travels I've seen some pretty weird things. Freaks, you might say. If the Nestine Conciousness got hold of these things, then we'd all be fucked! In the ass! And face!
I am, of course, talking about the disturbing statues and waxworks of many exhibitions. So I have to ask you all to give your opinion. Which is the freakiest?
We have...
THE FREAK CHILD
Oh, god, this thing is terrifying! It just sits there! STARING! It will climb into your bed at night and EAT YOUR SOUL! D:
__________
WAX SMITH
Now, Matt Smith's face is usually a cool thing. But some how, the wax work people have... aged him thirty years and made him have this cold, dead stare that makes you think he's going to climb into your bed at night and EAT YOUR PANTS! And not in a sexy way!
_________
FREAK POPE
In Edinburgh Castle there are these little scenes of coronations and stuff. They all had pretty freaky models, but this was the worst! It looks like it's going to climb into your bed AND EAT YOUR BED SHEETS!
So, my friends... What think you?
Poll WHO IS FREAKIEST?!
Now, if you'll excuse me, my head hurts and my stomach feels like it's being pulled inside out. I'm going to see if the chemist is open tomorrow and hope that they have something that will make me feel better, or else something I can use to blow my own brains out.