I got a Third Doctor Sonic Screwdriver! Because I am weak! D:
At rest:
Sonicing:
MANY SONICS:
Anyway...
I think I reached a special level of fail the other day. I was run over. But a stationary car. D:
Basically, it was dark and I triped over the kerb and collapsed right onto the side of this car (that, quite frankly, was too far away from the pavement by any stretch of the imagination). I had a bit of a black eye this morning and still have a cut on my knee. But more than anything, I just reflect on this as a new low. -_-
In other news...
Today I was slightly irked by chef guy. There was some new person helping him out and, while they made some tea for themselves, the conversation got around to religion. The new person asked me what religion I was and I said 'none'. The chef then said, "He's an atheist, so he believes in nothing but his own convictions."
To which I replied, "Thanks for that, captain straw-man. But that's not entirely true. An atheist is just someone who does not believe in gods. That's it. I probably believe a lot of the same things you do, just not the gods or magic."
Eventually he got around to redefining his terms to mean that "everyone believes in nothing by their own convictions" to which I had to say, rather exasperated, "Then why the fuck did you make the distinction?"
The chef guy claims to be a Hindu, these days. Although, I apparently know more about Hinduism than he does. :s Like, not even the basic stuff - its origins, basic tenants, holy books etc. He then claimed that he says it just to get religious people off his back. :\ I doubt it works, but, meh, each to their own.