OMG offended men's rights activist, lol can't breathe
Disclaimer: I possess neither familiarity nor comprehension of Reddit. I came into contact with this through Tumblr (which I possessed neither familiarity nor comprehension of a year ago).
So apparently first, some righteously offended male posted this on...some feminist space or other, judging by the context.
Then a goodly number of people responded to the call for a dramatic reading of it. Reading 1 came to my attention because apparently some people honest-to-god thought it might be Christopher Lee? It's definitely not, although it's quite hilarious (I pretty much lost my sh**t toward the end when he declaimed about how much he can bench...which BTW, if this poster's description of himself is supposed to be the standard of male attractiveness to women, I fail at womanhood as per norm because the poster's description of himself made me go "ew!"). But they're all pretty funny.
Note Edit 3, which evidently occurred after the dramatic readings, and in which the OP tries desperately to redeem himself through bewilderedly humble words. Normally I refrain from insulting people, but since the OP has made it so easy: This guy is a sh**head, coming into spaces he had no business being in, belittling and insulting people/causes he obviously doesn't possess the faintest comprehension of, and then transparently coming back later and trying to act like he's the victim. Need another tissue, dude? Oh, I'm sorry, you'd probably only accept it if a "9 or 10" was handing it to you with appropriate reverence.
So apparently first, some righteously offended male posted this on...some feminist space or other, judging by the context.
Then a goodly number of people responded to the call for a dramatic reading of it. Reading 1 came to my attention because apparently some people honest-to-god thought it might be Christopher Lee? It's definitely not, although it's quite hilarious (I pretty much lost my sh**t toward the end when he declaimed about how much he can bench...which BTW, if this poster's description of himself is supposed to be the standard of male attractiveness to women, I fail at womanhood as per norm because the poster's description of himself made me go "ew!"). But they're all pretty funny.
Note Edit 3, which evidently occurred after the dramatic readings, and in which the OP tries desperately to redeem himself through bewilderedly humble words. Normally I refrain from insulting people, but since the OP has made it so easy: This guy is a sh**head, coming into spaces he had no business being in, belittling and insulting people/causes he obviously doesn't possess the faintest comprehension of, and then transparently coming back later and trying to act like he's the victim. Need another tissue, dude? Oh, I'm sorry, you'd probably only accept it if a "9 or 10" was handing it to you with appropriate reverence.