show me how far the rabbit hole goes
I really want to masturbate but I also have to piss. Does anyone else feel weird when the two humanly needs collide? Unfortunately pissing with a boner is a bit messy; so excuse me the momentary shame of having to crouch down to piss-- just for today.
Speaking of out of body experiences, yesterday I actually managed to pull myself out of my room for some Taco Bell. I used around 5-8 packets of Border Sauce for each taco, so my stomach was acting up all day in class. It stunk. Speaking of which, why do they call it Border Sauce? Doesn't that sound a bit derogatory? Oh well.
Today another episode of Pushing Daisies airs, so I'm sewing seatbelts into my chair for the explosion of surreal cleavage shots ABC will provide me tonight.
Speaking of out of body experiences, yesterday I actually managed to pull myself out of my room for some Taco Bell. I used around 5-8 packets of Border Sauce for each taco, so my stomach was acting up all day in class. It stunk. Speaking of which, why do they call it Border Sauce? Doesn't that sound a bit derogatory? Oh well.
Today another episode of Pushing Daisies airs, so I'm sewing seatbelts into my chair for the explosion of surreal cleavage shots ABC will provide me tonight.