STORY OF COLONELLO HARRASSING LAL IN THE WORKPLACE
SO I LOVE LAL AND ALL
AND SHE WANTED ME TO WRITE VERY SPECIFIC PORN
ONE MONTH LATER I FINALLY DID. AND WANTED TO SURPRISE HER!!
AND LIKE A GOOD BOYFRIEND I SENT IT TO HER OVER GCHAT
Colonello had done his fair share in the army, sure. Hey, he was an adventurous guy, and a good woman in uniform could get his brain storming up all sorts of orders he'd like to follow.
This was new.
Centipedes slithered across his chest, hugged his torso. Legs scrambled across his skin like scratching painted fingernails. Colonello was spread-eagle, couldn't close his legs even if he did have a shred of modesty, and was held up in the air by his living restraints. Something wide, hard and smooth was rubbing dangerously close to his cock for something with a mouth, but his concerns for his dick faded when hey hey HEY, fuck she's really doing it! he let out a choked noise as it pushed inside, his body shuddering. It sure as fuck wasn't smooth and gentle, that big and with all those legs, but he couldn't feel them scratching - had they curled up beneath? Fuck, it felt like it was ribbed that way.
Then he was completely full, panting so hard his lungs were almost as stretched as his ass was, a thrum of amazing pain shivering through him. Some gross part of him was scared he was gonna crush the bug's head, but it was harder and thicker than any cock and he knew he'd punched them in the face before and they didn't have a problem.
"Fuck," he breathed. "Fuck - Lal. Fuck."
He tried to roll his head to see her, knew she was watching him, controlling the centipedes as they coiled and slid and thrusted. That was the best part, knowing they were all doing this for her, that her cold ice queen interior was capable of this, that she was actually going through with her threat. The cold ice queen exterior would be in place of course, except for that cute, flustered look on her face she got whenever Colonello bothered her in just the right spots. She had to look cute now that she was fucking him with centipedes and he was liking it.
Instead he jerked his head back, his spine arching, his thighs flexing against the air as his body started to give up. He was on the verge of passing out, or coming harder than he ever had in his life, or screaming, or surging with energy and breaking out into a spontaneous attack because fuck. He couldn't even think. Hey, he was speechless. What did she think of that? Colonello's body writhed, rocked rhythmically in the air, every muscle he had straining and flexing and giving way. He swore as he started to lose it, completely fucking lose his mind and he finally just came into the air, ten hands skittering on his cock. Because he had the craziest girl in the world.
He felt the ground more than noticed he was on it, and eventually he saw Lal's boots come into his line of sight. He rolled his head up to her, saw her scowling down at him, and he let a smile spread through his body.
"You're completely disgusting," Lal muttered. Her eyes were black.
"Hey, master," Colonello replied, gravely. "Think I learned my lesson." And her whole face turned red when he ran both hands through his hair and grinned at her, and asked her what her next order was.
And then I get this:
Olivia: kljkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i am at work and my face has turned a hilarious color but i love you forever and always
Boxy: HAHAHA I'M SO SORRY >D
Olivia: and now my face has turned BRIGHT RED and people are asking me if I'm OK because I was really dizzy earlier and now I'm red
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[Yamamoto] so devit
[Yamamoto] i just wrote a fic for lal
[Devit] wut!
[Yamamoto] which is lal fucking colonello with centipedes
[Yamamoto] and i sent it to her!
[Yamamoto] except she's at work
[Yamamoto] and she's giving herself an aneurysm it's hilarious
[Yamamoto] i feel kind of ic right now
[Devit] AHAHAHAHA OMG ilu
[Devit] h-he would do that
Boxy: IN ALL HONESTY I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO
Olivia: I AM TRYING TO EXPLAIN ADOPTION PROCEEDURES TO PEOPLE
LIKE
I HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT AND SAY THINGS TO THEM
8|
Boxy: I AM SO SORRY ahs;a
Olivia: COUCHED
Boxy: BUT HONEY
Olivia: 8|
Boxy: but honeeeey
Olivia: go awwwway >:|
AND SHE WANTED ME TO WRITE VERY SPECIFIC PORN
ONE MONTH LATER I FINALLY DID. AND WANTED TO SURPRISE HER!!
AND LIKE A GOOD BOYFRIEND I SENT IT TO HER OVER GCHAT
Colonello had done his fair share in the army, sure. Hey, he was an adventurous guy, and a good woman in uniform could get his brain storming up all sorts of orders he'd like to follow.
This was new.
Centipedes slithered across his chest, hugged his torso. Legs scrambled across his skin like scratching painted fingernails. Colonello was spread-eagle, couldn't close his legs even if he did have a shred of modesty, and was held up in the air by his living restraints. Something wide, hard and smooth was rubbing dangerously close to his cock for something with a mouth, but his concerns for his dick faded when hey hey HEY, fuck she's really doing it! he let out a choked noise as it pushed inside, his body shuddering. It sure as fuck wasn't smooth and gentle, that big and with all those legs, but he couldn't feel them scratching - had they curled up beneath? Fuck, it felt like it was ribbed that way.
Then he was completely full, panting so hard his lungs were almost as stretched as his ass was, a thrum of amazing pain shivering through him. Some gross part of him was scared he was gonna crush the bug's head, but it was harder and thicker than any cock and he knew he'd punched them in the face before and they didn't have a problem.
"Fuck," he breathed. "Fuck - Lal. Fuck."
He tried to roll his head to see her, knew she was watching him, controlling the centipedes as they coiled and slid and thrusted. That was the best part, knowing they were all doing this for her, that her cold ice queen interior was capable of this, that she was actually going through with her threat. The cold ice queen exterior would be in place of course, except for that cute, flustered look on her face she got whenever Colonello bothered her in just the right spots. She had to look cute now that she was fucking him with centipedes and he was liking it.
Instead he jerked his head back, his spine arching, his thighs flexing against the air as his body started to give up. He was on the verge of passing out, or coming harder than he ever had in his life, or screaming, or surging with energy and breaking out into a spontaneous attack because fuck. He couldn't even think. Hey, he was speechless. What did she think of that? Colonello's body writhed, rocked rhythmically in the air, every muscle he had straining and flexing and giving way. He swore as he started to lose it, completely fucking lose his mind and he finally just came into the air, ten hands skittering on his cock. Because he had the craziest girl in the world.
He felt the ground more than noticed he was on it, and eventually he saw Lal's boots come into his line of sight. He rolled his head up to her, saw her scowling down at him, and he let a smile spread through his body.
"You're completely disgusting," Lal muttered. Her eyes were black.
"Hey, master," Colonello replied, gravely. "Think I learned my lesson." And her whole face turned red when he ran both hands through his hair and grinned at her, and asked her what her next order was.
And then I get this:
Olivia: kljkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i am at work and my face has turned a hilarious color but i love you forever and always
Boxy: HAHAHA I'M SO SORRY >D
Olivia: and now my face has turned BRIGHT RED and people are asking me if I'm OK because I was really dizzy earlier and now I'm red
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[Yamamoto] so devit
[Yamamoto] i just wrote a fic for lal
[Devit] wut!
[Yamamoto] which is lal fucking colonello with centipedes
[Yamamoto] and i sent it to her!
[Yamamoto] except she's at work
[Yamamoto] and she's giving herself an aneurysm it's hilarious
[Yamamoto] i feel kind of ic right now
[Devit] AHAHAHAHA OMG ilu
[Devit] h-he would do that
Boxy: IN ALL HONESTY I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO
Olivia: I AM TRYING TO EXPLAIN ADOPTION PROCEEDURES TO PEOPLE
LIKE
I HAVE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT AND SAY THINGS TO THEM
8|
Boxy: I AM SO SORRY ahs;a
Olivia: COUCHED
Boxy: BUT HONEY
Olivia: 8|
Boxy: but honeeeey
Olivia: go awwwway >:|