The Code
The Code of the Custaffos
1. All members are not to consort with the enemy unless you bring your blade
2. Say no to dru gs, unless, of course, you buy them from us or hot guys like Paul or Kevin
3. Members of the gang that squeal on said gang will be forced to take yoga and/or belly dancing classes with Mrs. Saunders, depending on the severity of the crime
4. Always put yo' homies before yo' boos
5. The phrase "bros before hos" is acceptable...but "dessert before supper" is pushing it!
6. Only 100-proof alcohol or above will be dispensed from our closet-keg
7. When in doubt, always ask yourself, "What would lumberjacks do?"
8. If you go down, you go down alone
9. If you ever run into a crazy janiotr named Rodney, knife him promptly and dispose of the body in proper gang-like fashion
10. Always be cautious about dark places and shinny objects
Yeah, if you couldn't tell, we were totally kidding about all of this. We had a lot of fun on the Aida field trip, me, Amelia, and Jordan. This was the product of a two-hour lunch at Fazolli's. Probably a lot of this means absolutely nothing to most of you, but just go with the flow!
I'm working on a surprise for ****. I'm really excited about it! Woot!
XOXO
Abby
1. All members are not to consort with the enemy unless you bring your blade
2. Say no to dru gs, unless, of course, you buy them from us or hot guys like Paul or Kevin
3. Members of the gang that squeal on said gang will be forced to take yoga and/or belly dancing classes with Mrs. Saunders, depending on the severity of the crime
4. Always put yo' homies before yo' boos
5. The phrase "bros before hos" is acceptable...but "dessert before supper" is pushing it!
6. Only 100-proof alcohol or above will be dispensed from our closet-keg
7. When in doubt, always ask yourself, "What would lumberjacks do?"
8. If you go down, you go down alone
9. If you ever run into a crazy janiotr named Rodney, knife him promptly and dispose of the body in proper gang-like fashion
10. Always be cautious about dark places and shinny objects
Yeah, if you couldn't tell, we were totally kidding about all of this. We had a lot of fun on the Aida field trip, me, Amelia, and Jordan. This was the product of a two-hour lunch at Fazolli's. Probably a lot of this means absolutely nothing to most of you, but just go with the flow!
I'm working on a surprise for ****. I'm really excited about it! Woot!
XOXO
Abby