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An illusion? Impossible. Someone of my ability would never fall for something so obviously out of place. Reality then. A truly annoying reality. As if I would ever sleep in a crib. This elaborate prank must have cost a pretty penny. A shame all that cash was wasted on something so frivolous. There's no profit in idiocy.
More importantly, my pacifier. This joke is not worth what I'm going to charge you as punishment. Return it and Phantasma to me within the next two minutes and I'll wave the late fee. You'll need the discount when I bleed your bank account, among other things, dry for wasting my time and making me wear this ridiculous outfit. If you were going to give me a bonnet it could at least be up to date. Something like this isn't worth opening your wallet for.
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Muu. No answer. How annoying.
More importantly, my pacifier. This joke is not worth what I'm going to charge you as punishment. Return it and Phantasma to me within the next two minutes and I'll wave the late fee. You'll need the discount when I bleed your bank account, among other things, dry for wasting my time and making me wear this ridiculous outfit. If you were going to give me a bonnet it could at least be up to date. Something like this isn't worth opening your wallet for.
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Muu. No answer. How annoying.