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[hugs_arent_free]

[Having received a package in the mail, Mammon sits down on the porch and opens it up to see what has returned this time. Nothing too exciting, just some financial information. But it makes him feel better.Not the most useful items to have but they serve well as a reminder of what is waiting for me back in Italy. Not like the pitiful amount I've

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[no_mountains]

You'retwenty?

[Guess who just dropped his beer? And has been talking way too fast since he got his regain.]

[hugs_arent_free]

Do I look twenty? And watch what you are doing! You're making a mess!

[no_mountains]

Thatwifewillcleanitup.

[Flopping down onto the couch.]

YoulooklikeatoddlerbutIdon'tlookmyagehumanwiseeither.

[hugs_arent_free]

You're just going to leave the mess there until she does? You certainly don't act the age you look! Though currently you're acting more like a hyper child than usual.

[no_mountains]

I'mnothyper!

[Also why does he have to get that "you're immature" thing from a baby. He really wishes Norway was here. His Norway.]

[hugs_arent_free]

Clean that up!

[Denmark isn't the only one wishing someone else was here. Unless they did take Mammon's money.]

[no_mountains]

[Let's play a game of pretend one day. You get to wear a blond afro and a red white and blue shirt and as a Bonus a really depressed Denmark.]

...Why?

[And now he's calling for the drone wife to clean it up.]

[hugs_arent_free]

Because it's dirty! It smells! Not to mention it's a complete waste! Muu! Money doesn't grow on trees, you know. If anything you should suck it up off the floor.

[Despite this mini rant, he watched the drone wife clean up the beer. But in his mind Denmark is still representing the wasteful, slovenly blond monsters of the world, and if someone ever hires him to take out his country he's considering offering them a discount.]

[no_mountains]

[Don't kill your country plus aain't he worth a bit more?]

There'sasmuchbeerasIwantinthisbottlesothere'snorealwaste.

[Plus it can't break.]

Whydoyoualwayssay"Muu"anyway?

[hugs_arent_free]

[In this case? No.]

Muu? It's something I picked up, I suppose. Have you got a job yet? You don't really deserve any luxuries like eating until you contribute to the household.

[no_mountains]

I have. [But please don't ask im what because his mun can't decide.] They sent a guy who asked why I hadn't come and if I was sick.

[hugs_arent_free]

Ah. It's good to know the authorities in this place are finally addressing your situation.

What did you get in the mail? Anything valuable?

[no_mountains]

[Also the speed didn't go down in the last post. Just imagine him still speaking at triple speed, but it's annoying to type that way.] Yes! My beer!

[hugs_arent_free]

The way you are talking you would think it was sugar water.

[no_mountains]

It's not! Good Danish beer, this, tastes great. Want some?

[hugs_arent_free]

No thank you. I'm not much of a beer drinker.