if you dont know what it is pee on it.

[hugotheromantic]

i really fucking like nature.
if you dont know what it is pee on it.
and when you come back you will know what it is. its your pee spot.
dont pee all at once. pee little bits at a time. at leave five times each block.
poles are nice to pee on. when i run out of pee. i air pee. i lift my leg and make pretend, i try to impress treat lady.
also. dont eat dead rats on the side of the street. treat lady was staring up at the sky and i tried to pick it up with my mouth to give it to her for christmas. she hollered she was so excited. she told me to put it down.
i like to pee on things. i like to pee on my leash. pee on my foot. sometimes i pee on other dogs. when a dog pees on a tree or a pole. i pee on it too. then they pee on it again and then i pee on it again and then they pee on it again and so then i chase them and steal their stick and run. then i pee on the same spot again. cause usually they are stupid and forget. people around here like those fucking lame ass golden retriever dogs. can you say stupid? everyone thinks that they are so cute but really they like have parents that are related and stuff and they can be mean. i like to pee on them.
i pee on bad peoples legs.
i really fucking love nature.
pussy of the day