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[hugotheromantic]

my very perfect sister is so talented and amazing. im so stupid and a dumb dog that doesnt know how to poop in a box. im so dumb and i have a big head with no brain. my treat mom and dad like my sister kitten so much more than me because im adopted and she is the real kid. i need people to tie ropes on my collar because i dont know how to walk outside. i wish i was a perfect cat. cats are smarter than dumb dogs.
im a stupid brother because i scratch my treat ladys face at night and make it look like the best cat in the universe did it. stupid dumb dogs.