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my treat lady took me on an avventure today. she kept saying "booger you wanna go'n avventure?" and other treat people know that "you wanna..." followed by anything makes me pant or get red rocket. i just panted. treat lady gets umcomtoble when i get red rocket she says "booger put that rocket in your pocket." guess only the real bitches can handle it. so we went to the rumble station and got in the pee box that goes to the rumble cars. im wicked scared of the moving metal stairs they want to eat me. i like the pee box it smells better than the rotten fish i rolled in this weekend. better than skunk squirts in your mouth. we got in the rumble car and a fat lady was skeered of me and im all like "dude. if you dont have snacks in your pockets i d_o_n_t c_a_r_e a_b_o_u_t y_o_u." then we tried to get out of the train and people were in a hurry like they wanted to get a squirrel on the train and i heard treat lady say "back the fuck up." shes pretty protective of me. she knows i like space. thats why i wiggle away when she spooooons me.
so this weekend treat lady brought me to see grandpa the crazy man up at the beach. hey. i have to tell you something. the beach stinks and i fucking love it. i rolled in the rocks. i found fancy things in there. and you know that i rolled in that magic. i like to run in the water and then when the waves break i run like baby my treat lady found me as. well. im at my grammas house and my treatlady is moving boxes and its freaking me the fuck out. i dont want her to leave the country again.
pussy of the day


im out.