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you have no idea how exciting it is to see a balloon trapped under a car. none. i fell on my butt. nothing much else is going on except that its REALLY FUCKING HOT. i like to lay on my back and have the fan hit my weiner. some days im so hot i cant even complete my butt licking mission. this little bitch cooper came over to meet treatlady and me. i guess that we were going to find a new place to live. bitch was crazy. she bit her OWN TREAT LADY. and then she tried to kill me. i pretended that i cared for a minute and then i didnt play with her. her treatlady was creepy. she had dirty bones in her pockets and i didnt want any. i have to back to that turkish guy that puts thermeters in my butt and rubs my teeth. treatlady said that i had too many bumps in my back and she had them cut out. it wicked itches but i cant get to that spot. im wicked glad that i dont have to wear that fucking cone that makes me run into walls and makes people laugh at me, wearing that cone is as bad as treatlady making me wear underwear. she blames it on being "stoned" bu she did it without smoking a couple of times. im gonna go lay down in the hallway. this weather can lick it.
pussy of the day
pussy of the day