uminploymint is good
what the fuck is up? ive been busy wiggahs. you know. cold chillin. my treatlady has been all up in my bidness for like two weeks now. shes all like "booger wanna go on a walk. booger whatcha doin booger. you sleeping booger." im all like. dude. this is what i do when you are out like you normally were. i nap. she asked the guy with the hair that lives here that calls me baby, she said "is this all that hugo does when im gone? sleep? i thought he waited by the door for me all day." and he told her how it was. i wished he hadnt though cause i had the guilt thing going for me. im wicked good at that face. speaking of boogers treatlady jinxed me cause all i gots is boogers and my eye is crusted the fuck up. shes putting some hippie shit in my eye.
lately ive decided a couple of things.
i like parties. cause people rub you a lot. and the more thirsty they are, the more they drink and the more they want to rub me. also, if the people are sitting at the table eating those people treats. and you sit under the table people will drop things. and people also like to give you things to eat when treatlady isnt looking. its called buying my love. treatlady likes to think that shes my momma, but she aint. shes treatlady dont tell her that i told you that.
im not sure if you all noticed but there are a lot more squirrels out now thats its warmer. there are squirrels everywhere. if you look really hard. honest. the whole world is like that wheres waldo book for me and waldo is the squrriels. my treatlady cant really ever find waldo, shit she cant even see that magical illusion shit. but i, i see the squirrels.
i also like sleeping with my nose up my mom's treatlady's bum. its warm. she doesnt like it though. today i even wiggled my head under her leg on the couch. her bottom is squishy. like a squirrel belly. i want to rub a squirrels belly. with my teef. i want to eat thier belly. mmm bellies. im gonna go lick my belly. well pretend that im licking my belly but yalls know what im really lickin and it aint chicken.
why dont they have dognip?
pussies of the day
im out like trout. mmm trout.
lately ive decided a couple of things.
i like parties. cause people rub you a lot. and the more thirsty they are, the more they drink and the more they want to rub me. also, if the people are sitting at the table eating those people treats. and you sit under the table people will drop things. and people also like to give you things to eat when treatlady isnt looking. its called buying my love. treatlady likes to think that shes my momma, but she aint. shes treatlady dont tell her that i told you that.
im not sure if you all noticed but there are a lot more squirrels out now thats its warmer. there are squirrels everywhere. if you look really hard. honest. the whole world is like that wheres waldo book for me and waldo is the squrriels. my treatlady cant really ever find waldo, shit she cant even see that magical illusion shit. but i, i see the squirrels.
i also like sleeping with my nose up my mom's treatlady's bum. its warm. she doesnt like it though. today i even wiggled my head under her leg on the couch. her bottom is squishy. like a squirrel belly. i want to rub a squirrels belly. with my teef. i want to eat thier belly. mmm bellies. im gonna go lick my belly. well pretend that im licking my belly but yalls know what im really lickin and it aint chicken.
why dont they have dognip?
pussies of the day
im out like trout. mmm trout.