Oct 01, 2008 21:07
This is the last time I go to the Valley when the fucking GPS is on the fritz. If I ever see the CEO of Magellen again I’m going to tie his cock in a knot so he can’t infect the world with his directionally-challenged sperm.
Lloyd, send a chopper, I need Search and Rescue to get me the hell out of whatever fucked up carnival this is before some midget clowns come along and try to rape me up the ass without calling E first for instructions-
Lloyd, answer the fucking phone. Lloyd.
…What the hell do I pay you for?
storming the beach,
cheap goddamn wireless,
welcome to the jungle,
ari gold in the hizzous,
answer the phone lloyd,
not amused